🔁Mario Nawfal:
🚨12-HOUR NEWS RECAP
🇺🇸🇮🇷 TRUMP VS. IRAN: Trump’s allegedly eyeing preemptive airstrikes to snuff out Iran’s nuclear ambitions. This comes after reports of assassination plots against him. Lesson: maybe don’t poke the guy who trademarked “You’re fired.”
🇺🇸🇩🇪 KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? DRONES. DRONES WHO?! Mystery drones are buzzing U.S. and German sites like Ramstein Air Base and BASF, and while authorities are clueless, whoever’s flying them is living their best “Big Brother” life.
🇰🇷 KOREA’S REAL REALITY SHOW: South Korea’s President Yoon might get arrested on insurrection charges. Martial law one week, potential jailbird the next?
🇫🇷 FRANCE IN FLAMES: Macron tapped François Bayrou as PM after Barnier’s government imploded. Protesters aren’t impressed—they’re demanding Macron quit. France: where political chaos is an art form.
🇸🇾 SYRIA’S RUSSIAN EXIT: 150+ Russian military vehicles are bolting from east of the Euphrates, heading to Tartus. Retreat? Redeployment? Either way, Putin’s playing chess while everyone’s playing “what the hell is he doing?”
🇸🇾 SYRIA’S NEW ERA: For the first time in 53 years, Syrians attended Friday prayers without Assad’s shadow looming. Historic? Yes. Stable? Let’s not hold our breath.
🇷🇺 EUROPE DIGS IN... LITERALLY: Switzerland is spending $250M on bunkers. From Cold War relics to 5-star fallout shelters, the Swiss are upgrading in case Putin gets extra spicy.
🇲🇩 MOLDOVA’S WINTER IS COMING: A 60-day state of emergency kicks off Dec. 16 as Russian gas cuts loom. Moldova’s prepping for a season of freezing and frowning.
🇮🇳 INDIAN TRAGEDY: A hospital fire in Dindigul killed six, including a mother and son, as smoke choked the building. Horrific and heartbreaking.
🚗 TESLA’S FSD FLEX: Tesla’s Supervised v13.2 update is here, offering park-to-park self-driving. Elon’s stans are calling it
🚨12-HOUR NEWS RECAP
🇺🇸🇮🇷 TRUMP VS. IRAN: Trump’s allegedly eyeing preemptive airstrikes to snuff out Iran’s nuclear ambitions. This comes after reports of assassination plots against him. Lesson: maybe don’t poke the guy who trademarked “You’re fired.”
🇺🇸🇩🇪 KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? DRONES. DRONES WHO?! Mystery drones are buzzing U.S. and German sites like Ramstein Air Base and BASF, and while authorities are clueless, whoever’s flying them is living their best “Big Brother” life.
🇰🇷 KOREA’S REAL REALITY SHOW: South Korea’s President Yoon might get arrested on insurrection charges. Martial law one week, potential jailbird the next?
🇫🇷 FRANCE IN FLAMES: Macron tapped François Bayrou as PM after Barnier’s government imploded. Protesters aren’t impressed—they’re demanding Macron quit. France: where political chaos is an art form.
🇸🇾 SYRIA’S RUSSIAN EXIT: 150+ Russian military vehicles are bolting from east of the Euphrates, heading to Tartus. Retreat? Redeployment? Either way, Putin’s playing chess while everyone’s playing “what the hell is he doing?”
🇸🇾 SYRIA’S NEW ERA: For the first time in 53 years, Syrians attended Friday prayers without Assad’s shadow looming. Historic? Yes. Stable? Let’s not hold our breath.
🇷🇺 EUROPE DIGS IN... LITERALLY: Switzerland is spending $250M on bunkers. From Cold War relics to 5-star fallout shelters, the Swiss are upgrading in case Putin gets extra spicy.
🇲🇩 MOLDOVA’S WINTER IS COMING: A 60-day state of emergency kicks off Dec. 16 as Russian gas cuts loom. Moldova’s prepping for a season of freezing and frowning.
🇮🇳 INDIAN TRAGEDY: A hospital fire in Dindigul killed six, including a mother and son, as smoke choked the building. Horrific and heartbreaking.
🚗 TESLA’S FSD FLEX: Tesla’s Supervised v13.2 update is here, offering park-to-park self-driving. Elon’s stans are calling it
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