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🇺🇸 SERIAL BANK ROBBER GETS CAUGHT—BLAMES CHRISTMAS FOR CRIMES
Darvell Luster robbed three Chicago banks, claiming he needed cash for Christmas gifts.
But at one of them, he told the staff he was $9,500 behind on rent—guess Santa doesn’t cover late fees.
Luster’s take ranged from a laughable $93.97 to an $8,258 haul (thanks to a GPS tracker that led cops right to him).
His demand notes were as chaotic as his excuses, including a line about “keeping everything casual.”
Because nothing is more casual than a bank robbery in Chicago, I guess.
Source: cwbchicago
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🇺🇸 SERIAL BANK ROBBER GETS CAUGHT—BLAMES CHRISTMAS FOR CRIMES
Darvell Luster robbed three Chicago banks, claiming he needed cash for Christmas gifts.
But at one of them, he told the staff he was $9,500 behind on rent—guess Santa doesn’t cover late fees.
Luster’s take ranged from a laughable $93.97 to an $8,258 haul (thanks to a GPS tracker that led cops right to him).
His demand notes were as chaotic as his excuses, including a line about “keeping everything casual.”
Because nothing is more casual than a bank robbery in Chicago, I guess.
Source: cwbchicago
https://x.com/MarioNawfal/...
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