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4 months ago

Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".
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4 months ago

What do ghosts call their true love? Their ghoul-friend
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4 months ago

A termite walks into a bar and says... 'Where is the bar tended?'
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4 months ago

What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away
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4 months ago

What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
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What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
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How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training
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4 months ago

Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.
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How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
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How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
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4 months ago

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!
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4 months ago

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
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4 months ago

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? To make ends meat.
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4 months ago

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team? Because she ran away from the ball.
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4 months ago

Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
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4 months ago

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
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4 months ago

Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds.
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4 months ago

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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4 months ago

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
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What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up
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4 months ago

What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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4 months ago

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down
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4 months ago

Where do programmers like to hangout? The Foo Bar.
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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.
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Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
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4 months ago

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
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4 months ago

I had a dream that I was a ****** ler last night. I woke up exhausted!
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4 months ago

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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